Thursday, October 15, 2009

Fro Party

I met mr b at work. I was 21, finishing school, and needed something part-time to make ends meet. I saw an ad that a local restaurant was hiring and the next day I was officially a waitress. My first day of work, I learned that the staff generally hung out in the bar after work and had a few drinks (Or more. It turned out to be the shittiest and yet most fun place to work). I wasn’t planning on staying, since I didn’t really know anyone yet, but one of the waitresses, Kay, called me over. She was about 20 years older than me, and very sweet. I figured what the hell and decided to stay for a drink (or more). We did the same thing the next night. And the next. And we became friends really quickly.

We talked about a lot of stuff – her kids, my school, her day job, my love life. Or lack thereof, I should say. I was feeling pretty jaded about guys at the time. Between the longish-term asshole who broke up with me when he was turning 21 so he could go out and fuck around, the too sweet, bad sex rebound guy, the jackass who just disappeared, and the ten-thousand idiots I was meeting in bars every week, I was ready to swear off men forever. I said as much to Kay and she said five words that changed the course of my life. She said, “You would love my brother.”

It turned out that he worked there part time, too, but he was on vacation. She spent the next week telling me all about him – how great he was – smart, good-looking, about how we had similar interests and tastes. I fell for him a little without even meeting him. In the meantime, she was calling him every night and telling him all about me.

I was anxious about his impending first day back on the job – excited, but nervous. And then, the night before he was due to come back, she said, “Oh, I finally remembered to bring you a picture!”

And then…

Oh GOD, and then she handed me a photo of him from 1978!

And even though I could clearly tell that it was an outdated photo, it wasn’t enough for me not to feel the horror at what I was seeing. Weird, tight pants. Giant lapels on the shirt. Huge afro. Tinted aviator glasses. PORN-STACHE!!!

I gave her something very similar to “Present Face” and said, “Uh…um…so...uh…WOW! He’s um…really cute!”

And then I thought about quitting immediately.

But I needed the job, so that was out. And eventually I decided that since I was pretty much striking out in the love department, that even with his stache/fro ensemble, he couldn’t be any worse than the flaming dickheads I’d been meeting and I figured I’d give him a chance. Obviously, he turned out not to be the freak that I was expecting and the rest is history.

The story is pretty famous among our family and friends and the photo is notorious. So for his 50th birthday party, I got a photo album that holds one photo per page and has a space for an inscription. And I found a giant, light brown afro. And I made porn-staches out of felt (buying them would have cost a fortune). And I took a photo of every single guest wearing them, and had them sign the book.

It was a blast.

Me:
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The kids:
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My 90 year old grandma:
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My 8 month old cousin:
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My insane friend in what is my favorite (though censored) photo:
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Some of the many, many more:
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10 comments:

Maggie said...

That is the most awesome party/gift idea! You have a lot of wacky friends and family.

Karen said...

Where's the original picture? We need to see!

Amy said...

That's killer! And pleeeease show us the original photo!

Gina said...

I don't have the original -I will have to see if one of his sisters does.

meno said...

That's awesome! love the pictures. Send on the wig and 'stache, we'll all take our pictures with them too.

Magpie said...

This is the best. Thanks - and to all of your friends for letting you put them on the internet like that. And Grandma!

The Purple Pinkie said...

What an awesome idea! I bet this album means the world to Mister B!

red pen mama said...
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albamaria30 said...

That is AWESOME.

Yeah, photos from 1978 should be outlawed. I'll have to post about Dan's high school senior photo some day. (fencing uniform, mullet, pencil-thin 'stache. yeah, baby.)

ciao,
rpm

(sorry for deleting that last comment; it posted under an inactive url.)

Michelle said...

That is SO cool. I absolutely love it -- the story and the idea. I can only hope he appreciates it as much as he SHOULD :)