I am pretty sure this conversation happens every night in my house, just as we are trying to go to sleep...
Cat: Hey! You! Cat! PSST…CAT!
Dog: I’m not a cat.
Cat: Whatever. I’m bored.
Dog: Not ”whatever”! I’ve told you a million times I’m not a cat. You’re just being mean.
Cat: Sorryyyyyy!. Jeesh. I’m bored.
Dog: Go to sleep.
Cat: In the middle of the night? What’s wrong with you? Why don’t you sleep in the day like a normal cat?
Dog: I’M NOT A CAT!!! And besides – everyone’s sleeping and we have to be quiet.
Cat: Wooooooooo! Weeeee! Zip! Crash! Sliiiiiiiiiiiide…BANG!!
Dog: Be quiet!
Cat: Oh, you wanna do it too. Come on! You can’t catch me! Weeeeee!
Dog: Can too! Raaawwwwrrrr! Stomp. Thunk! Scramble…BANG!!
Cat: WOOOOOO!!! WEEEEEEE!!!
Dog: BARK! Ohhhh…..shit! You made me! I hate cats!
Cat: You hate yourself!
Dog: I! Am! Not! A! CAT!!! BARK BARK BARKBARKBARK!!...........shit!
Other Cat: Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn….strrrrrrrreeeeeeettttccccchhhh…what’s going on out h….Hey! FUN!! Weeeeeee….WOOOOOOOO!!!
First Cat: WOOOOOO….WEEEEEEE…..CRASH!!
Other Cat: CRASH!!!
Dog: CRASH!!!!!.......SHIT!
Both Cats: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dog: I hate cats!
3 comments:
Teehe! So that's what happens when I am not home! LOL
Being nocturnal is hard for the poor kitties, and for their humans. This is when i toss my cat outside on his fuzzy little butt.
this was such fun!!!! :)
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