Remember the tick? Yeah, me too. The moment is burned in my brain. In fact, it was burned into my brain on Saturday when I sat at my friend's kitchen table and casually ran my fingers through my hair and found - wait for it - another fucking tick! And this time, it was embedded in my head!!!!!!!
With apologies to burghbaby (but this warrants it):
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Hopefully the evil little fucker didn't leave me with any horrible after effects. You know, other than the Disturbing, Paralyzing, Constant, Nausea-Inducing, Head-Scratching Paranoia
