Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Weirdest Google Ever

Normally, I just get the regular google searches, clearly from folks loking for somehting they have previously read. Sometimes they make it clear that my style of writing is not class (see: "gina shitting," "debauchery," and "dirty sanchez"). I get a few odd ones, too, like "uphill no pants," "lie to me shit terrible bad," "sexy fat tinis," "my son cant lick his top lip," and "big fat pussty." But recently I had the weirdest and most detailed search ever:

"i tried to send this to you last night but my computer was not working properly. i just got home and as always, you're on my mind. my room smells like you. i lay here thinking about how incredible it is to feel you in"


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Allison Says said...


meno said...

oh, sorry. I was looking for something else.


Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

Wait, someone typed that entire paragraph into a Google search and found you by doing so?!

Personally, I'd be flattered. ;)

spoon said...

uphill no pants? that would be tough

Keyona said...

I'm sorry, I couldn't get pass pussty.