Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Weirdest Google Ever

Normally, I just get the regular google searches, clearly from folks loking for somehting they have previously read. Sometimes they make it clear that my style of writing is not particularly...um...high class (see: "gina shitting," "debauchery," and "dirty sanchez"). I get a few odd ones, too, like "uphill no pants," "lie to me shit terrible bad," "sexy fat tinis," "my son cant lick his top lip," and "big fat pussty." But recently I had the weirdest and most detailed search ever:

"i tried to send this to you last night but my computer was not working properly. i just got home and as always, you're on my mind. my room smells like you. i lay here thinking about how incredible it is to feel you in"

WTF??

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5 comments:

Allison Says said...

BAHAHA. WTF?!

meno said...

oh, sorry. I was looking for something else.

:)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

Wait, someone typed that entire paragraph into a Google search and found you by doing so?!

Personally, I'd be flattered. ;)

spoon said...

uphill no pants? that would be tough

Keyona said...

I'm sorry, I couldn't get pass pussty.