In Pat Catan's Crafts, I overheard a young woman (We'll call her Big Fat Liar) talking to her two older coworkers:
Big Fat Liar: My friend was going through a rough time, so I made her something to cheer her up.
Coworker1: That's nice - what did you make her?
BFL: Well, she's always down on herself, thinking she's not good enough, so I bought a mirror and painted it really pretty, then I stenciled along the bottom, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
Coworkers1&2: AWWWWWW...that is SO SWEET!
BFL: Thanks! I thought it was cute.
Coworker 1: You are so clever! Where did you come up with that?
BFL: I don't know - I've always been really creative. Stuff like that just comes to me.
Oh, really now, Big Fat Liar?
3 comments:
I invented blogging.
meno - that cracked me up - I just chocked on my tea.
My friend Steve was at the planning meeting for dirt. Yes, he invented dirt. And I invented the internet. They have the internet on computers now and it's all my doing.
What a douche-canoe!
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