I saw a story on the news today that said, "Police are investigating to find out why a woman left her young child home alone. Neighbors called the authorities after they saw the two-year old playing in the hallway with crack."
Um...OK. I didn't realize the police were so hard up for detectives, but I'll be glad to help them out:
Dear police: She left her child home alone because SHE IS A CRACKHEAD.
I should totally be a detective.
2 comments:
CRACK IS WHACK!
What!? How could you possibly jump to such a conclusion? I'm sure she had an excellent explanation. In fact, I bet she was out performing charity work! She was probably even... ya... never mind... I can't even pull off that comment.
;)
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